About Moi:
Name: Mathew McLaren (don't ask about my middle name, I can barely spell it, typically enough)
Age: 1.8×10^-1 centuries.
Hobbies: All those cliché things – walks in the park, watching the world go by, jazz noodling.
Actual Hobbies: Pointless humour, listening to muzak, pondering, Command and Conquer, taking over the planet, Linux, ensuring I am as disorganised as possible.
Favourite number: Pi (almost as irrational as me)
Favourite monetary denomination: 20p (I mean, who doesn't like them in their septagonal glory?)
Favourite alien: Melllvarr!
Most pointless fact about me: I'm named after Mathew Street in Liverpool where the Cavern Club is (for those of you who don't know, the Beatles first played there). At least it wasn't just a typo.
Favourite animal: Cat. They suit my personality, lazy yet totally loveable (duh).
Favourite band: Radiohead (no, I'm not a creep, nor am I going to kill myself).
Favourite album: Abbey Road – The Beatles (coincidentally, the name I would have been called if I was a girl).
Least favourite band – Coldplay. Need I say more?
